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Anonymous asked: Could you do a “dating Pietro would include…” thing please? Thank you! I love your writing!

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Pairing: Pietro x Reader
Word count: 2.4k+
Warning: Fluff, Smut

A/N: To the anon that requested this: I made it as gender inclusive as I could! This was so much fun to write! Thank you for requesting it! I hope you all liked this! It kind of got out of hand and I’m not sorry at all. (At this point you should all know I will never understand the concept of writing short/quick fics. Just expect everything to be more than a thousand words. I’ve accepted it.)  

Originally posted by guardians-of-the-galaxies

Surprise Kisses

• Pietro is always ‘NYOOOMMM’. Even when he’s ‘standing still’ he’s going miles and miles a minute so sometimes you have to grab his face between your hands and plant one on him to remind him to stop, slow down, breathe and ground himself.
• You are his anchor. You keep him tethered and grounded and he loves you all the more for it. 
• Alternatively when he is zipping all over the place he likes to surprise you by stopping suddenly and absolutely taking your breath away with the most toe curling kiss.
• Then he zips away again like the little shit he is leaving you completely flustered and needed several minutes to regain your composure.
• It’s the highlight of your day honestly.

Being a blanket hog·         

• A by-product of his insane speed is heat.
  
• (Yes Piet, you’re hot, no that’s not what I meant you absolute dork.)
• No matter how many times you tuck him in or attempt to cover him in blankets, they will always end up on the floor without fail. 
• Bonus: He sleeps in nothing more than his underwear which leads to convenient sexy times.
• Even he doesn’t run hot enough to keep all the chill away during the winter so the two of you have had some entertaining as hell blanket fights because you’ve adapted to stealing all of the covers. You always win because he can never say no to you.     
• Of course that doesn’t mean he isn’t above using his adorable pout on you after you win and giving in to let him snuggle with you under the blankets.         
• (That was your goal all along so who’s the real loser here.) 

Grocery Shopping…

• Before you started dating, you knew Piet needed to eat all the time to keep his energy up.
• What you didn’t know was HOW FREAKIN EXPENSIVE IT WAS TO FEED THAT SPEEDY BASTARD.
• “Jesus Piet do you even know how much money I’ve spent on you this week ALONE”
• “Do not worry, darling,” he mumbles around a mouthful of food, “I’ll take care of it.”
• A couple of days later there’s a thick envelope in your mailbox with “Stark” in bold letters across it.
• After the initial shock wears off, you see “From the Desk of Anthony Stark”. Talk about having heart palpitations.
• When you open it there’s a letter from Mr. Stark apologizing for any expenses Pietro may have cost you and an open invitation to visit the Tower or Compound anytime you wish.
• It also advises you have a lawyer look over the contract he’s enclosed.
• “Contract? Wha—?”
• You flip the page to discover an employment contract that allows you to keep your current job as well as serving as an independent contractor for Stark Industries.
• Attached to the last page of the contract are employee badges for both Stark Industries as well as the Compound, a T H I C K black AMEX card with instructions that it’s to be used for expenses that may crop up in relation to Pietro or the Avengers.
• There’s a second card that’s already been set up for Direct Deposit for your salary as well as any bonuses you may receive.
• There’s also a check reimbursing you for the money you spent in the last few weeks on feeding your speedy boyfriend. 
• HOLY SHIT THAT’S TOO MANY ZEROES.
• A few moments later, Piet ‘NYOOMS’ outta nowhere with a cheeky grin on his face.  
• “Piet…what did you do???”
• “I told you, [insert cute nickname here]. I’d take care of it.”
• “You didn’t have to do that!”
• “You do such a good job taking care of me that I wanted to return the favor.”
• “Has anyone ever told you that you’re the best boyfriend ever?”
• Many smooches are had this day.

Snacks

• When your boyfriend can eat an entire grocery store, you learn to always keep snacks on hand.
• Even when he’s not zipping around everywhere, he’s hungry. (in more ways than one *cough* *cough* but we’ll get to that later)
• Protein bars, dried fruit and other high calorie/energy but healthy snacks have a permanent home in all of your bags/purses
•  This also works out when you’re peckish
• Thanks to your expense account at Stark Industries, you’re singlehandedly keeping your local Mom ‘n’ Pop grocery market in business.
• Feeding this man is so damn expensive.

Meeting Wanda Maximoff

• When Piet tells you he wants to introduce you to his sister, you’re terrified and simultaneously ecstatic.
• SHE’S THE SCARLET WITCH. SHE’S AMAZING.
• (somehow during the entire course of your 3 month relationship, you’ve kept how much you admire his legendary twin sister under wraps. That’s a feat in and of itself)

• You try your hand at cooking a traditional Sokovia dinner to impress her but…aaahhh…that backfires spectacularly.
• Wanda walks in to see you frantically trying to contain a small grease fire, cursing profusely.
• She smiles to herself and jumps in to help. She adores you already.
• You don’t even notice who’s helping you until you’re both covered in smoke and your dinner is charbroiled beyond recognition.
• “OH NO,” you fret, “This isn’t how I wanted to impress you!”
• Wanda is a little startled that you’d even consider impressing her. She’s just Piet’s sister. “Why would you want to impress me?”
• “Are you kidding me!? You’re the Scarlet Witch! You’re the coolest Avenger ever! You’re the coolest hero ever!! You’re like…my idol.”
• Wanda decides she’s keeping you after that.
• It takes no time at all to become best friends.
• There are many grumbles and complaints from Piet because ‘you’re hogging my partner. When do I get to spend time with them???’

Pietro meeting your family

• He was the first you’d ever brought home to your family.
• You were so nervous your family not liking him.
• You were even more nervous that he wouldn’t like your family.
• Especially if you’re Black, Asian, Native, Latinx or Hispanic
• Your family was wildly protective of you.
• Despite being Sokovian and Jewish, he still looked like a white boy and that could pose an issue for your traditional family.
• Introducing him to your culture and having him not like it was also a fear.
• Thankfully Piet’s charm went a long way to winning everyone over.He fit in perfectly.
  
• Even your great aunt/uncle liked him and she/he was rude to everyone (without alcohol, but I digress).
  
• Your little cousins/nieces/nephews absolutely ADORED ‘Uncle Piet’. 
• He was amazing with children and that made your mother pull you aside and ask when you’d give her grandchildren
• “Honestly Mom/Ma/Mum, it’s only been a few months!!”
• “I’m not getting any younger; I want some grandkids from you, [insert nickname here].”
• “Mom/Ma/Mum…! Stop!!” you laugh at her insistence.
• Wanda is also a hit with your family. 
  
• After finding out they’re orphans, your mother decides to adopt them because no one should grow up without a family. Wanda and Piet tear up and thank her profusely.
• The rest of your family accepts them without question. 
  

Worrying about Piet on missions

• When the two of you met after Ultron, he told you about his near death experience.
  
• You were someone he could talk to without pressure and that made it very easy to fall for you.
  
• Your new status as a Stark employee allowed you to wait in the Tower whenever he went away on long missions.
  
• Sometimes Wanda stayed behind with you. The two people Piet adored most in the world.
  
• He always came back to you.
  
• He’d begun taking extra precautions after Ultron. That was one experience he never wished to repeat.
  
• Sometimes you had to patch him up
  
• There were lots of kisses to his booboos which were usually very minor.
• He was occasionally a big baby about it if it meant more kisses from you
• There was one mission though…
  
• No one came back unscathed. Not even Cap or Bucky. 
• Everyone looked like they’d walked through literal Hell. 
• It was a sobering sight.
• No one liked to talk about it.
  
• Pietro came home and kissed you so hard you could feel the agony roll off of him in waves.
  
• That was the time he finally told you that he loved you.  
  

Sex with Piet would include

• Tender loving.
• Pietro Maximoff might be a joking little shit but sex with you is the one thing he takes seriously.
• He’s got such a thing for absolutely worshipping your body.
• No matter where you are or how often you’ve had sex, he always looks at you like it’s the first time he’s ever seen you. 
• It’s the best thing honestly.
• Hair pulling/playing with kink
• You think he dyed his hair that obnoxious silver for it to go ignored? 
• Hellllll naaaawwww. 
• Ya boy outchea with the most sensitive fucking scalp ever.
• The first time he ever went down on you, your hands ended up in his hair accidentally and he actually came in his pants. 
• That was a great night of exploration for the both of you. 
• Many orgasms were had.
• Oral fixation
• There’s no point in wearing underwear around Piet anymore because at any point, he’ll whisk you away just so you can ride his face. 
• Did I mention ya boy got a kink for worshipping you?
• You on Top
• Alternatively, he loves it when you’re in charge
• He loses it when you edge him for so long that when he actually cums he sees a universe of stars behind his eyes.
• One of his favorite things ever is the look on your face when you ride him.  
• Exhibition
• PIETRO FUCKING MAXIMOFF IS THE RISKIEST MOTHER FUCKER EVER.
• Restaurants, Elevators, Movie theaters, DINNER WITH THE AVENGERS, if he can sneak his between your legs, he fucking will.
• This mans outchea with legendary finger game. 
• And that’s without using his speed.
• But when he does use his speed to vibrate his fingers…you’re a goner. 
• Deceased. 
• Out of this world. 
• Transcended to the Astral Plane.
• He also loves spanking your ass.
• Actually, he loves your ass in general.
• If you work out, he loves watching you do squats, yoga, lunges, anything that involves you in tight yoga pants.
• This leads to alternative work outs.
• Your stamina has actually improved since the two of you started having sex.

If you’re plus sized

• He still worships you.
  
• Your size isn’t a problem for him.
  
• There’s more of you for him to love and that’s the real prize here.
  
• Literally all of the above and all that follow apply because Pietro Maximoff is not a shallow motherfucker.
• EXTRA COMFY SNUGGLES
  
• He loves resting his head on your soft tum or lap when you cuddle because you play with his hair and it knocks him the fuck out.
• Sometimes the hair playing leads to him yanking your pjs off and burying his face between your legs because goddamn that man loves making you cum.
• Him adoring your confidence
  
• You’re not one of those people who fakes being confident.  
• If you are, that’s okay, you’ll get there don’t worry.
• You worked so long and so goddamn hard to love yourself and you deserve to be confident and in love with yourself.
• Anyone who calls you vain can get fucked because you did not endure years of abuse just to bristle at a jealous motherfucker.

Date Nights

• Fancy Dates
  
• He always falls out when you dress up. A L W A Y S.
• Literally every single time you put on something fancy he goes N U T S
• “I have the most gorgeous date to ever exist and everyone needs to know this”. 
• SELFIES
  
• Surprisingly (or not lmao) Pietro is the one demanding selfies with you because he wants the world to know he’s head over heels for you.
• He also has a professional camera that he uses to sneak photos of you when he thinks you look the most beautiful.
• He surprised you with a carefully constructed scrapbook of all of his favorite photos when you were having a particularly low confidence day. It was one of the best days of your life.

Anniversaries

• Pietro is the boyfriend who celebrates ‘Month-a-versaries”
  
• The first month you were together, he surprised you with flowers and a cake that said “Congrats on surviving me for a month”. 
• It was adorable and hilarious
• Every month was a new theme. You were never sure what he would come up with next. There was always a cake that said “Congrats on surviving me”.
  
• Your favorite month was after he finally said “I love you” he decorated your apartment in sticky notes with all the reasons why he loved you and all of his favorite memories.
  
• His favorite month was when you surprised him with a cake that said “Thank you for loving me” and a mixtape of all the songs that reminded you of him because as much as Pietro loves you, you love him just the same.
  

Marriage

• You accidentally proposed to Piet out of the blue one night.
  
• You’d been together for a couple of years at this point.
• Even through all the ups and downs, your love for each other never wavered.
• The two of you were relaxing in bed in his room in the tower (BECAUSE TONY HAS THE BEST TV DEFINITION AND HE SAID I COULD COME EVER ANYTIME I WANTED DON’T FIGHT ME ABOUT THIS PIET) watching some Disney Movie or other.
  
• “Would you ever marry me, Piet?”
• “Without hesitation.”
• “Wait seriously?”
• He pulls you in for one of his signature toe curling kisses and nods. “Without hesitation.”
• Wanda bursts into your bedroom shrieking happily because she’s always wanted another sibling.
  
• “Wait Wanda it was a hypothetical question! I wasn’t actually proposing!”
• It’s too late to take it back now because whatever Wanda wants Wanda gets.
  
• You were marrying an Avenger; there was no choice but having an ostentatious wedding.
  
• Your ENTIRE FAMILY showed up.
• Being married to Piet isn’t much different from dating him.
  
• You bought a house instead of living your tiny apartment. Piet still had his room at the Tower for Avenger business.
• Except for the first couple of months Pietro couldn’t stop calling you [Y/N] Maximoff.
  
• It was adorable and would never get old.
  
• Whenever someone called for Maximoff in the Tower the three of you would answer all at once.
  
• “No not you the other one. No the other, other one!” “Yes that one.”
  
• This lead to having specific (nick)names for all of you.
  
• “Hey Speedy!”
• Wanda quite liked her first name thank you very much.
• Sam heard Piet call you ‘sugar’ ONCE, and suddenly you were the Tower “Sweetie”.
• This lead to Piet having to come up with other nicknames for you.
  
• Your favorite was ‘darling’.

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posted 2 years ago on 6/1/2017 + 810 notes
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